You can tell you need an intervention when . . .

I'm guessing you're way past an intervention when you are driving to your very first AA meeting, get in a phone-fight with your significant other and wind up going to a liquor store for a pint of vodka instead.

Last night, I laid awake until 3 a.m. praying to God to help me help me help me, and today, I was praying, please don't let SO find out I was drinking. Again.